Light our darkest hour...

Hoy, all! Good to be back from a long break, if only for a short post, at least for the moment. Just wanted to keep everyone updated on the Mattpocalypse.

Now that summer is here, I can discard my cover as an educator, and get to work on the more important work of updating you all on my quest to save the world from Matt Rose and his evil schemes. I can't give all the details, as Matt may be watching, but I can tell you I've got operatives all over checking on his plans. The whole crew is still on the case, from Colonel Dogpile, Senor Sloganizer, Dr. Google, and Mrs. Bablefish, to Jakerules and a new agent in disguise, Athena. She's been good enough to provide me some new leads, and I've followed up on them and some of what I've discovered will shock you.

But that's for the future. I just wanted to make sure this site was still viable, and it looks like it is. Hope to broadcast the good word this summer to you all. Stay safe and Matt-free.