So Much Shouting

Ah, that crazy Matt, he sure has been busy. I've got a page full of things he has done, and I don't know where to begin. I'll have to ration them out over the next weeks. Course, what nefarious plans will Matt have hatched by then? Who knows what evil this man is capable of??

That would be me.

I've seen his latest scheme, and it's low. Real low. Matt has introduced...Blog spam.

And you thought that regular spam was bad. What's with that jelly-like substance anyway? I digress.

As I was reading thru old posts, checking for mistakes or what have you, something new caught my eye. On one of my posts I noticed I had "7 comments". Wahoo!, I thought. Someone was reading the site and decided to post some thoughts of their own. Awsome! Great! Fantastic!

Imagine my shock (and awe) when I discovered that the comments were only formulaic responses telling me I had a great site, and oh-by-the-way why don't I visit some website for all my gardening needs. Or Erectile Disfunction needs. Or porn needs.

It was then that I realized that Matt must be behind all of this. He knows were growing a bit too strong here at I Hate Matt Rose, but he doesn't want to tip his hand. So what's left to do but to spam us. Dirty. Disgusting. Totally in line with what I expect from him.

I had hoped that it wouldn't reach this level of confrontation between us. I hoped we could wage our dirty little war in the shadows. You know, so it wouldn't have to spill out on to regular, decent folk. I was wrong. Matt has pulled off the kid gloves.

But I've got some gloves of my own to remove. I'm going to subscribe him to some home and garden magazines. Two can play this game.